happy potato

i woke up in the morning
i couldnt my find pack of fags
i swear i left it under the bed
bizarre, it wasn't there
so i took the half smoked fag
off the green plastic ashtray
well...it tasted alright
i am not complaining

i refused to clean
i hate cold water in the morning
i wandered in my spiderman boxer
watering plants that never seem to grow
bored, i wanted a conversation
but no one bloody around

so i ended chatting to my pussy cat

over a bowl of cereal with chocolate milk
i wanted to watch something on tele
but nothing interesting till late
decided to watch "shaving ryan's private"

with bud on the left and walkers on the right

oh well...just another lazy sunday
slouching at home like a happy potato
while the rest of the world was out
being religious, doing religious things
listening to religious talk, singing religious song
in a religious house
hallelujah
thank god for Sunday